Top 15 Unfortunate Translations
Original List by jmama

1. pee cola buy from Amazon.com 11
pee cola
2. full fart buy from Amazon.com 10
full fart
when you're bending backward and doing some weird yoga move, you don't want just a semi-fart or a half-assed fart, you want the full fart. don't mess around with anything else!
dubble dusch
not just one slimey lowlife, a double slimey lowlife
4. ayds buy from Amazon.com 9
ayds
6 faggots in gravy
What
6. skum mus buy from Amazon.com 8
you dirty little skummy chocolate nuggets! just skummy
7. god mad buy from Amazon.com 7
god mad
and he want vengence!
shrimp flavored crack
Why would you want crack-flavored crack when it can seem like you're eating shimp as you get slammed?
cream collon
10. daim buy from Amazon.com 6
daim
daaaaaamn!
What
11. only puke buy from Amazon.com 5
only puke
We only serve the best. None of that real food, only puke.
the jew's ear juice
???
13. pet sweat buy from Amazon.com 3
pet sweat
Mmmmm
child shredded meat
False advertising? Please?
15. tastes like grandma! buy from Amazon.com 1 A down vote will remove this item!
tastes like grandma!
What
Score: 1


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