Top 15 Unfortunate Translations
Original List by jmama

1. pee cola buy from 11
pee cola
2. full fart buy from 10
full fart
when you're bending backward and doing some weird yoga move, you don't want just a semi-fart or a half-assed fart, you want the full fart. don't mess around with anything else!
dubble dusch
not just one slimey lowlife, a double slimey lowlife
4. ayds buy from 9
6 faggots in gravy
6. skum mus buy from 8
you dirty little skummy chocolate nuggets! just skummy
7. god mad buy from 7
god mad
and he want vengence!
shrimp flavored crack
Why would you want crack-flavored crack when it can seem like you're eating shimp as you get slammed?
cream collon
10. daim buy from 6
11. only puke buy from 5
only puke
We only serve the best. None of that real food, only puke.
the jew's ear juice
13. pet sweat buy from 3
pet sweat
child shredded meat
False advertising? Please?
15. tastes like grandma! buy from 1 A down vote will remove this item!
tastes like grandma!
Score: 1

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